Hemos visto que los SMS navideños en inglés que hay en la red son muy ñoños. ¡Que narices, ellos también tienen derecho a reirse como nosotros! Aqui tenéis:
At this moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on.
Theres a Xtmas party in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the party cant start because the monkey is reading this text
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
I wanted to send you something amusing, incredible, tender, sexy, hot, sweet and erotic. Sorry that my dick didn’t fit in the screen. Merry Xmas.
I manage to crossbreed lice with fireflys. I’m not sure if it’s useful but my bollocks seemed like a Christmas tree right now.
Santa Claus has made me choose between a penis enlargement or having better memory… thing is now I don’t remember if I wished you Merry Christmas.
I’m Santa. I’m getting pissed with Rudolph and some hookers. Things have gotten out of hand so don’t expect any presents. Merry Xmas!
Remember these days of love and harmony to treat others with tolerance. Do as I say, send a Christmas message to that faggot friend of yours.
sidgre redoum cayoul aheme klaatu barada nikto humasi vilacom. You just pronounce an ancient Egyptian curse that won’t let you get laid during the whole year.